Welcome Back…..
It’s been a long time… A damn long time…
I have had a lot of stuff on my mind that I can’t sleep on anymore. People have gotten out of control doing some the most outlandish mess that I have seen in years. And going into the holiday season, this mess has only gotten worse. I had that old Jadakiss on heavy rotation in the car this morning and that killa joint Why with Anthony Hamilton came on.
I listened to it about 17 times before I had to stop and think about all the dumb ish going on and why people continue to do it. So in the spirit of Jadakiss and Anthony Hamilton, here are my Top Ten things that make you just say… WHY?
10) Why is Kim Kardashian’s STILL famous
Most of the world has seen the video. We know you have a big butt and all that. And we know you are all about making that money (See Ray J, Miles Austin, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries) But what have YOU actually accomplished?
P.S. Please don’t mention that Jam song…. The nation agrees that song is straight mildew.
If you haven’t seen it, here is a clip below:
9) Why are people hating on the SEC and the National Championship?
Don’t hate the SEC, hate the system. I will admit, the SEC champ vs. USC will be fun to watch next year.
Most of the world has seen the video. We know you have a big butt and all that. And we know you are all about making that money (See Ray J, Miles Austin, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries) But what have YOU actually accomplished?
P.S. Please don’t mention that Jam song…. The nation agrees that song is straight mildew.
If you haven’t seen it, here is a clip below:
9) Why are people hating on the SEC and the National Championship?
Don’t hate the SEC, hate the system. I will admit, the SEC champ vs. USC will be fun to watch next year.
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8) Why are fools jacking/killing people for sneakers?
This will never end… TMZ reported that even in Kentucky and North Carolina people were getting pepper sprayed and even girls were exchanging blows over these shoes. Also the Twitter universe is saying a kid was killed over the Concords after they dropped at Midnight EST. #Tragic
7) Why does everyone think they can be a rapper/producer?
Just because you may get sideways on a bottle of Hennessey and dropped something sick over an instrumental doesn’t mean you should quit your day job and start writing. We have all done it before once in our lives, but it gets real when you are expected develop longevity of exceeding expectations. I’m not saying to quit pursuing your passion, but what I am saying is keep it 100 to yourself when doing it.
6) Why have Reality TV shows really taken over?
I miss Cosby Show, Different World, Cheers, and Night Court. Hell even Friends, The Office, and My Wife and Kids were good. Now every channel has The Real Housewives of Nantucket or The Kardashians take Manhattan on rotation.
5) Why is Kim Kardas…. Damn I already said that one.
This will never end… TMZ reported that even in Kentucky and North Carolina people were getting pepper sprayed and even girls were exchanging blows over these shoes. Also the Twitter universe is saying a kid was killed over the Concords after they dropped at Midnight EST. #Tragic
7) Why does everyone think they can be a rapper/producer?
Just because you may get sideways on a bottle of Hennessey and dropped something sick over an instrumental doesn’t mean you should quit your day job and start writing. We have all done it before once in our lives, but it gets real when you are expected develop longevity of exceeding expectations. I’m not saying to quit pursuing your passion, but what I am saying is keep it 100 to yourself when doing it.
6) Why have Reality TV shows really taken over?
I miss Cosby Show, Different World, Cheers, and Night Court. Hell even Friends, The Office, and My Wife and Kids were good. Now every channel has The Real Housewives of Nantucket or The Kardashians take Manhattan on rotation.
5) Why is Kim Kardas…. Damn I already said that one.
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4) Why is everyone hating on Tebow?
Like he asked for all of this attention, just let the man do his thing. If it works, cool. If he fails, so be it. Just let him be. He’s not built like a normal QB, he doesn’t throw like a normal QB.
Like he asked for all of this attention, just let the man do his thing. If it works, cool. If he fails, so be it. Just let him be. He’s not built like a normal QB, he doesn’t throw like a normal QB.
Well I also see he can take a hit better than a normal QB, and his team is 7-2 which is better than many of the normal QBs.
3) Why do Old-Ass-Butt-Naked men like to “chat” in Gym Locker Rooms?
I have nothing to say about the game last night. I don’t care about Google’s stock price. I really don’t hear a damn thing you are saying until you put on a towel, some Hanes, dammit just put on something!!!! REALLY!
I have nothing to say about the game last night. I don’t care about Google’s stock price. I really don’t hear a damn thing you are saying until you put on a towel, some Hanes, dammit just put on something!!!! REALLY!
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2) Why has suing someone else become a trend?
Everybody wants to sue to get paid…. Louis Vuitton is suing the creators of the Hangover II movie for having their bag in the movie. Then claimed it was a knockoff. Yeah, next thing you know I may get sued by Jack Daniels for sipping some J&C on YouTube. Wait… can they really do that?!?!
Everybody wants to sue to get paid…. Louis Vuitton is suing the creators of the Hangover II movie for having their bag in the movie. Then claimed it was a knockoff. Yeah, next thing you know I may get sued by Jack Daniels for sipping some J&C on YouTube. Wait… can they really do that?!?!
1) Why Don't People just follow these simple steps by Chris Rock???
The steps in this video will save people plenty of headaches. After watching this, there is not much left to say….
The steps in this video will save people plenty of headaches. After watching this, there is not much left to say….
On that note I'm going to finish my Christmas shopping, grab a glass of Baileys, and call it a day.
- Slim
