What's Killin Em' (Raven, Nike Blazers, Blue Steel Watches)

Who's keeping it hot on the street, besides the wifey and I of course?

I had the opportunity to play catch up on my flight and see what has been going on in my absence and there are a few things that caught my eye.  Some things are not worth mentioning and some things deserve a double, better yet a triple take.

Back in the day to say "I'm gonna be killin em'" had no reference of actually taking a gun to and doing it. It simply meant you were gonna be so fly that everyone was gonna be jealous of you. You wanted people to see you and say DAAAAAMN! It's a damn shame that I even have to explain it.

So who’s Killin Em’

#1 Raven Symone is Killin Em’.  After doing a Jenny Craig, Dick Gregory, Slim Faster move, she has applied some of that ultra-million dollar income to revamp her entire wardrobe. 

Earlier this year she stated that it wasn't necessarily a diet that sparked the change, but it was her removal of stress in her life led to her weight loss.

All I know is that my son used to look at her and scream “That’s so Raven” and smile. 

Now when he sees her, he has a different type of smile along with a stare. 

Boys are growing up too fast these days, but I guess she has too.

#2 All my Sneakerheads rocking those Nike Blazer Highs is Killin Em’.  On the truth, the people who rock them the “right way” are on another level of style. 

They can set off and/or complement anything you are wearing. 

I copped that pair with the red sole and strings a few months ago on one of those crazy once in a lifetime sales. I already know when I’m gonna bring them out, but I feel like a kid the night before the first day of school.

I know you remember, setting your clothes out on the bed. Fresh shirt and jeans with the tags still on them. This was the only time you could put your shoes on the bed because they were brand new. Hell you couldn't sleep at night because you knew you were gonna KILL EM' at school the next day.

Mike Epps tells it the best....

Emporio Armani - $395

#3 Blue Steel Watches are Killin Em’.  I don’t care if you Daddy Warbucks, or if you Calvin at Mickey D’s, you can afford a hot watch. 

Now don’t get caught up on that 2 for 3 special you can find from your neighborhood hustleman. I am talking about the taking time and examining the truth in watches. 

ESQ Movado - $395

The wifey told me since I am considered a professional business and finance guy, I need to move away from the Kenneth Cole and purchase professional businessmen watches. 

It's comments like those are the reason we do not argue!

 

Of course if the pieces above are simply too cheap for you, feel free to splurge on the Rolex Submariner for $34,000. 

But don't worry,  I can get you that hookup for $27,500

 - Slim

FIVE TO THE FACE! (College Football Edition – Week 1)

I’ve been away for a few weeks due to some career changes, however it always works out for the best, and there is no way I’d rather come back than to return on the day FOOTBALL returns.

Hide ya Kids, Hide ya Wife, Hell hide everybody because SportsCenter will finally become relevant again

I am going to break down 5 games each week that will slap Vegas in the face. I don’t need to give a full breakdown and statistical analysis of coaches, weather, and whose mascot is the mustiest.

I just keep it simple and straight forward for you.


Similar to how Rick James kept real it on Charlie Murphy:

You gotta love the remix.

Now let’s get on with it:

South Florida at #16 Notre Dame
Line: Notre Dame (-10.5)

I haven’t been a Notre Dame believer for years. Even though this year may be a “special season” for the Fighting Irish, I will need to witness some woodshed beating before I believe they are actually BACK.  They may win, but I do not believe they will cover. Notre Dame 24 – South Florida 21

 

#5 Boise State vs. #19 Georgia
Line: Boise State (-3.5)

People do not seem to understand what all of this “SEC Pride” is all about. It is simple; until a playoff is implemented fans should want their conference to be considered the strongest.

In the BCS, perception is definitely a reality. And when reality sets in at the Georgia Dome Saturday evening, the scoreboard will show “HOME DAWG” landing the upset.  #19 Georgia 24 - #5 Boise State 23

 #4 LSU vs. #3 Oregon 
Line: Oregon (-4)
We saw last year how Oregon’s offense was neutralized by the size and speed of Auburn’s defense That was last year. We also saw how LSU’s defense was suffocating in their final game of the season with SEC newcomer(???) Texas A&M. That was last year.  Oregon has a LOT to prove. LSU has a coach with Ice Water in his veins.

They say Defense carries a championship team. If that is true, LSU shuts down Oregon’s championship hopes in week 1. #4 LSU 21 - #3 Oregon 17

#8 Texas A&M vs. SMU
Line: Texas A&M (15.5)

It’s time for the Aggies to prove they belong in the SEC, and please believe that there are many down south that don’t think so. They need to take EVERYONE behind the woodshed, and blister them up old school style. They start by covering easily. #8 Texas A&M 35 – SMU 10

 

Miami at Maryland
Line: Maryland (-3)

This is just bananas. Half of the Hurricanes starters will have to sit the first game, and Maryland is only favored by 3. When thinking of the U and what the U is about, Kellen Winslow sums it up the best:

After hearing that, I can only say Miami wins straight up on heart and pride alone. Miami 31 – Maryland 17

It's the most, wonderful time, of the year!

I'll check in next week.

- Slim